If You Can't Deliver the Heat Stay Off the Mound

Every American boy should learn how to throw a baseball. When my boys were young I told them that they were required to play Little League baseball at least long enough to be proficient in the rudimentary skills of the game. They didn't have a problem with that particular mandate because they enjoyed throwing and hitting. Nevertheless, they were curious as to why this activity was non-negotiable. Now BHO has provided the perfect object lesson. You see being able to throw a baseball properly is a prerequisite to American manhood. You do not want to show up at a public event some day whether company picnic, family reunion or the Major League Baseball All-Star game and throw like a girl! You and your family may never recover from the humiliation. I am proud to report that like President Bush both my sons can zip it in there with the best of their peers. Unfortunately, it looks like mama Obama didn't insist that Barak play Little League.